Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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