3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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