I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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