Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
tell me about the fingering
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