so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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