Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
