so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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