I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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