I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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