Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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