ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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