don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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