I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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