shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Tornado booty call.. dedication
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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