HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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