alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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