i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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