the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
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