We're like a lot better than the average bears
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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