So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize
