Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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