Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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