OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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