Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
