Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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