its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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