Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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