4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Randomize
