with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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