How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
