So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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