Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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