Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Plan B is the new Plan A
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Im part way to drunk.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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