You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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