Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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