found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Its about making memories worth repressing
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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