im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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