I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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