Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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