Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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