I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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