my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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