Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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