i just google imaged poop.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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