Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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