Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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