Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
