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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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