i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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