I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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